Kade's Corner

endthymes:

“does anyone else-” yes

“am i the only one who-” no

“is it weird that i-” probably not

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tactical-necromancy:

closet-keys:

circulusinuniversality:

[id: tweet by buffalocialism reading “if you have so many prisoners that you have to deny them the right to vote because they would significantly impact election results, the main substantive problem is that you live in a police state”]

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rodrickheffeley:

rodrickheffeley:

there’s something stupid going inside my head

(via talkswithabyss)

faestruck:

king:

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

As an Evolutionary Biologist, this is a roller-coaster from start to finish.

(via pretentiouslimericks)

langernameohnebedeutung:

recoil-operated:

trashcanbees:

lesbiankiliel:

une-danse-macabre:

makeitdewey:

propitlikeithot:

bane-of-technology:

somecunttookmyurl:

russlangblr:

punkacebitch:

feministfront:

kafkaesque-meat:

superamatista:

transsexuallesbian:

distressedphilosopher:

Honestly “thanks I hate it” is one of the funniest phrases in the English language

i one time told my italian professor “grazie lo detesto” and she lost her shit, so it’s not just english

“¡Gracias! ¡Lo odio!”

“Danke, ich hasse es.”

“Merci, je déteste”

Tak, jeg hader det.

Bedankt, ik haat het.

Спасибо! Я это ненавижу.

go raibh maith agat, is fuath liom é

どうも！ それが嫌い。

411 Writing systems of standard forms of languages

.شکریہ! مجھے اس سے نفرت ہے

(shukriah! mujhay isay nafraat hai.)

kiitti! mä vihaan tätä.

고마워요, 이건 싫어요!

@liberty-outlaw for your enjoyment

Benigne! Id odio! 

þǫkk, ek hata þat!

(via pretentiouslimericks)

t-b-y-c-b:

20% is better than 0%.

Brushing your teeth at least once every day is better than none at all.

A few hours of sleep is better than none.

A few minutes outside for fresh air is better than none.

Writing a few paragraphs of the essay today is better than procrastinating till later.

Doing something is better than nothing (of course there is exception for some cases).

Do things at a pace which makes you comfortable whilst allowing you to make progress.

You can do this!

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